manderz82:

emailmore:

popeye_sailor10349213802: im sad

popeye_sailor10349213802: im not doing good

BLuTo-2005: I’m sorry man. Whats wrong.

popeye_sailor10349213802: spinach doesnt work on me any more

olive.oyl1337: ok

popeye_sailor10349213802: spinach stopped working on me even if i eat a mountain height pile of cans if spinach

olive.oyl1337: ok

powerburial:

BILL CLINTON = Buddy, I Love Lighting Cannabis Leaves. Immolating Nugs Together, One Nation

powerburial:

C.A.R.L. S.A.G.A.N. = cannabis and reefer let scientists assign god another name

scatter-brain-at-work:

“I’ve been thinking about” something I’ve thought of for 5 seconds

“it just occurred to me” this has been bugging me for 11 years.

aggerholm-art:

Drew my friend’s dnd character from our campaign, good boi Grix! 

rickybabyboy:

I love blankie!!!!!!!!

thepuppyclub:

holdoncallfailed:

SPILLED.

Charlie Squire, “Mattel, Malibu Stacy, and the Dialectics of the Barbie Polemic,” evil female (Substack), 2023.

mrsducky:

KAL HO NAA HO (2003) | dir. Nikkhil Advani

millennial-review:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

Hey man why’s there so much shit w Miguel O'Hara muttering endearments to a self insert in Spanish. This man is half Irish he’s literally too Catholic to function. He’s not gonna say sexy things in Spanish, if he tried to be vulnerable for even a moment he’d projectile vomit on the floor

I reject your boring Latin Lover stereotype of Miguel which is a lie made up to conceal the truth: Miguel O'Hara is the type of guy to eat his lunch alone in his car while his coworkers are like “Is he eating his lunch alone in his car”

zoidbrg:

dromaeo-sauridae:

this is romance

Glad we’re all in agreement

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

escuerzoresucitado:

quantum-dragon:

play-now-my-lord:

The Lottery